Ladies and Gents,
As I make my way to the Old Gladiators home.
I blank out. Next thing I know, I'm being tossed out by the Orderlies
Laser, Taser, Razor and June bug.
"Bone Grinder, never hurt anyone you, Hazmat Freak." They holler.
I see Gyrorbo and Superboy heading into the home. Great, NowI have to find another Challenge.
I think ,I will do number 6. A banana-shaped pen from the Monkeyboy embassy gift shop on Fire Island M (The M stands for Monkeyboy).
I hate Monkeyboys. They throw things. I head back to get the right tools for the job. For some reason it's always raining on Monkeyboy Island.
I would love nothing more than to run in guns blazing and rid this planet of their monkey problem. Jon, won't let me.
"Every being, good or bad deserves to live, Henchy." He tells me.
Fine. I'll kill them when he isn't looking. I have Lin fly a copter about five miles away form Monkeyboy Island. I jump into the water.
I want to do this fast and quiet. My swim to the shore was easy. Avoiding the Monkeyboys is the hard part. They smell two things above all. Fear and impatients and when they do smell it they go wild.
Paris Hilton on a three day bender wild.
I spot two guards at the front of the embassy. I slowly make my way to the back, taking care of the cameras. I clip the securtiy system. Now, they can't call for help.
While I pull myself up into the vents. I catch the first whif. It makes me gag, wet Monkeyboy. I can't fail my team. I have a job to do.
Deep breath's , I tell myself. Deep breath's.
I see the Gift Shop,below me. I jump down.
Just I think the coast is clear. I hear someone clearing their throat.
" Are you an assassin?" The monkeyboys asks.
" I'm a soldier." I retort.
" You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill." He says softly.
"That's right, and I am taking this pen." I inform him.
Henchy "They were going to make me rich for this and I wasn't even in their team any more. Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pen away. He justwanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted,Monkeyboy. Even the jungle wanted me to take the pen, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway. "
He turns a way from me and sighs. I in turn give him a nerve pinch and leave.
"Lin, I am heading back top base camp."
Dental for all.