Thursday, May 3, 2007

Monkeyboy Now.

Ladies and Gents,

As I make my way to the Old Gladiators home.

I blank out. Next thing I know, I'm being tossed out by the Orderlies

Laser, Taser, Razor and June bug.

"Bone Grinder, never hurt anyone you, Hazmat Freak." They holler.



What happened?

I see Gyrorbo and Superboy heading into the home. Great, NowI have to find another Challenge.

I think ,I will do number 6. A banana-shaped pen from the Monkeyboy embassy gift shop on Fire Island M (The M stands for Monkeyboy).

Oh Joy.

I hate Monkeyboys. They throw things. I head back to get the right tools for the job. For some reason it's always raining on Monkeyboy Island.

I would love nothing more than to run in guns blazing and rid this planet of their monkey problem. Jon, won't let me.

"Every being, good or bad deserves to live, Henchy." He tells me.

Fine. I'll kill them when he isn't looking. I have Lin fly a copter about five miles away form Monkeyboy Island. I jump into the water.

I want to do this fast and quiet. My swim to the shore was easy. Avoiding the Monkeyboys is the hard part. They smell two things above all. Fear and impatients and when they do smell it they go wild.

Paris Hilton on a three day bender wild.

I spot two guards at the front of the embassy. I slowly make my way to the back, taking care of the cameras. I clip the securtiy system. Now, they can't call for help.

While I pull myself up into the vents. I catch the first whif. It makes me gag, wet Monkeyboy. I can't fail my team. I have a job to do.

Deep breath's , I tell myself. Deep breath's.

I see the Gift Shop,below me. I jump down.

Just I think the coast is clear. I hear someone clearing their throat.

" Are you an assassin?" The monkeyboys asks.

" I'm a soldier." I retort.

" You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill." He says softly.

"That's right, and I am taking this pen." I inform him.

Henchy "They were going to make me rich for this and I wasn't even in their team any more. Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there, waiting for me to take the pen away. He justwanted to go out like a soldier, standing up, not like some poor, wasted,Monkeyboy. Even the jungle wanted me to take the pen, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway. "

He turns a way from me and sighs. I in turn give him a nerve pinch and leave.

"Lin, I am heading back top base camp."

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Did I say that? About Monkeyboys? really?

I'm looking away now....

Nathan Petrelli said...

I'm glad there was a warning on the banana pen advertisement. I would have been the first to put it in the refrig.

Gyrobo said...

Yeah, I've gotta go get my banana pen out of the fridge.


Synth-Lin said...

I can fly a helicopter?

I didn't know that. Wow I'm a cool chopper pilot like on Airwolf.

Love you all.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Lin, you are Airwolf.

Professor Xavier said...

You showed remarkable restraint in not opening fire on those Monkeyboys. Obviously Maggie had a good effect on you. Before she disappeared into that alternate Universe, that is.

Gyrobo said...

And my post explains your intro! Go team!

Simon said...

Don't take this the wrong way, but your little story had all the coherence of a Gyrobo post.

Erifia Apoc said...

No MTG Card...

Okay... Here, Sorry, thought I commented. Interesting post. ;)

Mr. Bennet said...

I love the smell of wet Monkeyboy in the morning.