So I gotta do an obstacle course eh? There's no way that this can be Half as bad as Robin's Too bad stupid Hudson woke me up ,and made me do this challenge before I got breakfast! What's his problem?
Oh yeah. Bizarro Supergirl, heh. Well any way this was easy. The flame throwers would have been a problem for me a few years back, but not anymore. Oh and Ma Kent sent me this made from blankets left over from Super girl's space ship it's kryptonian and invulnerable sweet!
I mean have you seen what my cousin wears? Not much so there's was plenty of material left for me a costume. OK Enough of that the swinging blades bounced off my head. The quick sand? I can fly no problemo. Then this weird dude pops up.
" Hey boyo! Ya can't get my me Lucky Trinkets! They are mystically tasty!"
I stare at this guy for a second. " Sorry guy ya ain't my type."
" What? I'm talkin' about breakfast cereal ya bleedin' idiot!" The leprechaun sneers.
" Why didn't ya say so?" I yell. " Are you part of the challenge?"
" Sure whatever." He starts dancing around with a box, and gallon of milk. " ya can't get it!"
I fly after him, and the freak disappears he does this several times before I hear a "Kthwang!" I find him trapped in one of those rope traps that grabs your legs and hangs you upside down.
" Hey Boyo can ye help me out here? my power dannae seem to be workin'. "
I smile. " Well now that is a problem isn't it? Just not mine. I'm an idiot remember? me too dumb to help Hyuk! " I poured the milk into the box, and ate it half the time going "Mmmm yum marshmellowy." After I ate it all I went back to the course. Oh yeah? ya know what I found out about him? he wasn't a leprechaun, he was an escaped alien mental patient.
So next was slide O' slime, I don't know what everyone was worried about. It tastes like chocolate cream pie, and there's girls in it!
They wrestled me, and didn't want me to leave. So I had to drag several hotties with me across the finish line. After that We went to the hot tub, and well What happens on Hacknor stays on Hacknor.