Sunday, May 27, 2007

A Letter from Summer Dawn O'Ciardha

Dearest Last-Gladiator Standing 2 Contestants,

My name is Summer Dawn O’Ciardha, of “The O'Ciardha Clan” and I have been asked, and have asked to be your judge for the competition. This is a great honor.

First, I need to tell you a little about myself. I am sixteen years old, I go to a small-town school, and I have a boyfriend named Christopher. I am also a necromancer. For those of you who do not know what a Necromancer is, this means I can make lifeless corpses into my minions.

Sometimes, I think it is a shame that I am not evil, I could do some truly terrible things. I don’t really have a job, but I do the upkeep of the town in which I go to school in. This upkeep means I take care of the supernatural threats in the town.

I’ve killed werewolves banished spirits, fought vampires, and exorcized demons. All for the good of humanity… Even though I think humans are selfish, self-seeking, self-righteous idiots.

Sorry… That comes with the attitude, I’m a straight-A-student, and a goth, but, you have to think, would anything else be acceptable for a Necromancer? I want to go to college, now, I think public school is a waste, and when I get there I want to get a Doctorate in Mythology, Cryptozoology, and Parapsychology. A Masters in English, History, and Education wouldn’t hurt, would it?

As your judge, I will be strict and merciless. I will read for error and for every single detail. I have read plenty, and I will know if it is not original. Likewise, if you can make me laugh, you have an amazing chance at winning, because I do not laugh.

Flattery and Bribery will fall on deaf ears, and dead hands. I accept nothing of it.

I wish you the best of luck with the challenge, Ladies and Gentleman. Because I will be a harsh-mistress.

Your Judge,
Summer Dawn O’Ciardha

Ps. The Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli, I can fix your problem.

11 comments:

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Can you fix my problem without my body, because I don't know where it is. I think it might be in the ocean. After I finish this challenge, I plan to look for it.

Summer Dawn O'Ciardha said...

Uhm... Maybe... I can banish your spirit to a fiery hell.

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Nevermind.

Professor Xavier said...

Let me be the first to say that I deeply admire your work and you are a beautiful, magical person. I am so glad that you are judging this round.

Summer Dawn O'Ciardha said...

Thank you, Xavier.

Or, are you just sweet talking me so that I banish Petrelli to hell?

Godfrey Zebulon said...

Somehow.. I'm guessing that's excactly the case..

Kon-El said...

I may be elimnated, but can I vote for Peterelli goin' to Hell?

Godfrey Zebulon said...

Kon- El I somehow think most everyone would be voting for that.. me ?

I'm somewhat merciful myself.. but there's others I know who'd definitly give him the gladiator thumbs down so to speak

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Why do you dislike me so?? (sniff)
I bet it is because I am exceptionally good-looking. Lots of people are jealous of that.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Dont worry Nathan, we still love you.

Summer Dawn O'Ciardha said...

Pride will destroy us all, Spirit, and Pride will get you sent to a fiery hell.