Monday, May 21, 2007

Demented monkeyboys..

I've seen some strange stuff in my time.. I really have..

This takes the cake.
The whole building was flooded with these monkeyboys. .creepy little things.. looked like something between


And


Well anyways.. Some were wearing helmets that looked like Vader's.. okay.. that in itself was freaky. there were others that had little princess tiaras on, and more still that acted like this strange baby.. I think his name was Stewie...

They all came flying at me at once.. The ones with the tiaras flung them at me.. God those things hurt like heck! When they were flung they transformed into glowing discs..

" PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!" It was the littlest monkeyboy with a pink tiara on it's head.
I ducked and ended up with an armload clinging to me" dada!" they all chimed looking up at me with utterly adoring eyes.
Under any other circumstances this would be cute ,but now it was just creepy. The one decked out in yellow had a gold stone around it's neck.. It looked like a saber crystal so I figured, what did I have to loose?
I grabbed the crystal and jammed it into the saber hilt.. When I hit the ignition switch.. Boy was I in for one doozy of a surprise.. The yellow crystal was a banana shaped saber.. My head hit my palm.. God .. I was so lucky Pho wasn't here. She'd never let me live this down.. DJK wouldn't either when she found out.. Then simultaneously all the monkeyboys hit the floor.. " All hawil da kwing..!"

I blinked.. why did I feel like that one guy in the movie.. oh what did they call it? Oh yeah.. Lord of the Rings.. Pho has an utter fascination with that series.. I myself happen to rather like Aragorn.. Legolas is cool too , but Aragorn just had a more.. eh.. real look about him..


So going with the flow I raise my yellow saber and point toward the machine " Forward to Pelenor!" just then the machine cranked.. DJK had gotten the machine to suck the pathetic little things up, thank the force. The room was crawling with the demented little things.. Finally the room started to clear until there was only one in the room left.. I could hear the others fighting with theirs.. I just wanted to get out of this without having to get yet ANOTHER robe

There was one last one that clung to my leg" don't gwo! I lub you!" Pathetically cute, but she had to go.. The yellow saber faded and in it's place was a rose, a red rose.. I threw it hard.




The last monkeyboy that was in my demented group let me go . I stood up and dusted myself off with one nightmare of a headache.
Like I said
One of the MOST weird experiences of my life.
Now if you'll excuse me I think I need to sort all this crossbreeding with the monkeyboys out
Until Later
Godfrey

10 comments:

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

I know that guy from somewhere...

Oh, I won't forget... *grabs com* It's all over the holonet now.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Those Pink Sugar Heart Attacks are deadly.

Gyrobo said...

A lot of people criticize Golum for his creepy appearance, but he's actually much worse on the inside.

Padawan Erifia said...

That was too cute. It made me want to pluck my own eyes out.

I didn't know they made saber crystals like that... Wierd...

Godfrey Zebulon said...

DJK: ugh.. I didn't think I'd be that lucky.. ohh well.. *rolls eyes*

Jon: I know.. i'm still getting sugar out of my robes

Gyrbo: this I figured out

Padawan Erifia: I didn't know either.. weird indeed

Phobia said...

OMG* falls over in fits of laughter*

You know when you come home I want details right? If you won't tell me I can always go online and look*giggles*

Professor Xavier said...

Definitely sounds unsanitary.

Henchman432 said...

EEWWww...

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Could be worse. One of them could be humping your leg...

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