Ladies and Gents.
At the first call in the morning, we are told to meet Jon for our challenge
Jon: "OK, Gladiators, please move along nicely into this room."
(Oh boy, I been here before). I think. Henchman: "This room looks familiar."
Professor X: "I recognize this as well. Jon, that gender-changing ray isn't in here, is it?"
(Oh no, I don't want to go throught that again.)
Before we can say anthing. We are zapped by a unusual ray.
My vision blurs.
Dark Jedi Kriss: "Something doesn't feel right here."
I feel a little strange.
Jon:" Each of your minds was transfered into another Gladiator's body. Your challenge is to live in that new body for one week."
Professor X is now in Henchman's body.
(Hell no, Hot Wheels better take good care of my body, or else.)
Henchman is now in Dark Jedi Kriss' body.
(Sweet. This awesome, Dark Jedi Kriss's body is smoking.)
Henchman: "Cool, look what I got!"
Dark Jedi Kriss: "Don't you dare! Don't you even touch them!"
(Think quick, think quick.) Henchman: "Hey, it's going to be a week. I'm going to have to wash them."
Dark Jedi Kriss: "Fine but no funny business."
(HA ha, Sucker.) Henchman: Maybe I'll wash 'em a bunch of times. Heh heh." (I sure will.)
So basical, I went from this.
Not bad. I spend a day and a half in the shower. Hhmmm....Shower.
While washing DJ Kriss's body. (I felt dirty, haw haw.) I found this spot. It only took me two hands.(I wish I had a map through.)
Much to my chagrin. I had to get out of the shower. (What do chicks do now...)
It's now day three and I am a little bored. I try to think what I should do...(Shower, lotion or play with fun bags.) While those things are great to do. I feel, I am wasting time. Then it hits me. Dress up.
I dress up and head out. Time to see what Hacknor has to offer.
I put on this number and get free drinks and a dinner. I took the guy's number and threw it in the trash.Haw haw.
This outfit get me a very nice watch. However, his wife might be mad. He tore it off of her arm to give it to me.
Wow, DJK might a little P.O.ed after this.
Some Dude makes me a offer, 50 grand to be his "Batgirl". I take his money and leave him on the street.
I head back to my room. I played with DKJ's light saber. I, by mistake wreck my room. I love this thing.
On my last night. I set up a photo shoot. For some of my fans.
I had a great time. I took names and broke hearts. Now if you excuse me. I have to take one last shower.
Dental for all.