Monday, June 4, 2007

Confession Time

*A door opens and DJK comes walking into a small room with a camera and sits down on a stool. This is the secret confession room. She looks at the camera and shrugs.*

“This body switch challenge- I thought it would be fun a guy and I still do but this time around, didn’t go as well I thought it would.

“As a Jedi our powers are spread out to each skill with the Force but Xavier’s is concentrated and focused on one. Professor Xavier’s power is intense. It’s wow, a wild ride! The kind power you use for own fun and profit. Like Sith Lord. *Rolls eyes*

“I went a little crazy in Xavier’s body. I used his ability to control minds a little to much. It was fun and it was easy.” *Smiles innocently* “It got out of hand. I went to far. I’ll explain.

“I was outside and some guy in convertible drives by and tosses a beer can at my head, screaming out something negative about the wheelchair. Yeah, one those people. I lost my temper. I ended up taking control of every mind of the Xavier’s school and made them run down the street after the guy with me in the lead with pitchfork in my hand. Grabbed that from the gardener, he wasn’t happy about that. *Shrugs*

“We ran down the street like pack off idiots. Well, they ran I rolled, with help of some turbo jets on Xavier’s chair. I like speed and this thing just didn’t have it. Anyway, the guy in the car looked as if he was going pee his pants in fear. That happens a lot around me, people or things peeing their pants around me. I don’t get it.

“The guy speeds up, I don’t blame him. We still on his tail although, mostly me and my jet powered chair. I made him stop the car and get out. And then I made him dance like a chicken. I mean full-blown funky chicken. It was great! Everyone saw it. Well they had too. I was making them.

“I honesty would kept going but something crossed my mind and I knew Xavier was going to kill me later for this. I let the guy go. The whole week was like this. I couldn’t help myself. I didn’t have to do anything, had everyone doing things for me.” *tosses hands* “I abused his power. He is so going hear it when he gets back. His team is not happy.

“My boyfriend, he would so thrilled at me behaving like that.” *makes a disgusted face then points to camera* “I didn’t say that! I want that part cut out!”

*smiles* “I did meet Gambit. Now that’s hot!” *flashes paper* “I got his number so the week wasn’t a totally loss!” *wink*


Skywalker said...

A pitchfork, turbojets...funky chicken dancing. All the makings of a great week.
Over all: funny!

Godfrey Zebulon said...

*snickers* better week than I had that's for sure

Wolverine said...

Gotta tell ya though Darlin' Gambit's gay.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Is he?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I hope your oppinion of humans wasn't soured by your experience here. Not all of us throw empty beer cans out of convertables. Most of us don't even have convertables.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Nah, jon. I liked it. I plan on making a return trip. I need to look for this Hayden Christensen guy. I hear he's pretty hawt. *grins*

Vegeta said...

I am personally responsible for a dramatic drop in the population of bottle throwing convertible driving morons.

Ghost of Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

If Gambit's gay, it would explain why he gave what he perceived as Hot Wheels, his phone number.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Like I said, everyone knew about the challenge. He knew I was a chick.

Vince Briefs said...

Gambit may not have gotten the memo.

Professor Xavier said...

Gambit is going to be wondering why I asked for his number. That might make things rather awkward for me around the school, you know.

And there's something called ethical use of powers. I teach a whole class on it. It means you can't take over people without their consent. Unless you really want to, of course.

Noah Bennet said...

No mob is complete without a pitchfork or two.