Jon: Welcome Gladiators to the Final Five and welcome to the Horizon Amphitheater! This gigantic coliseum plays host to the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly the Intergalactic Gladiator Federation) and the site of your next challenge. Congratulations, you have made it to the big show!
Dark Jedi Kriss: We’re competing in there?
Jon: No. For your challenge today, you will be running a concession and souvenir stand here during today’s show.
Professor Xavier: Oh boy.
Mr. Bennett: What do you mean “Oh boy?”
Professor Xavier: I’ve seen what goes on in here and I can assure that it is not pretty.
Godfrey Zebulon: Do you mean the gladiator matches?
Professor Xavier: No, I mean the audience.
Jon: The Professor’s right. This venue hosts visitors from every corner of the mulitverse. Strange and unusual visitors whose idea of “concession” and “souvenir” can be very unusual indeed.
Henchman: Pfft, big deal. We hand out some popcorn, maybe a few giant foam cowboy hats, then we call it a night.
Jon: You just keep telling yourself that. You can work individually or in teams, but you’ll be working all night. Enjoy the show, everyone.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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