Sunday, June 10, 2007

Challenge #8

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Jon: Welcome Gladiators to the Final Five and welcome to the Horizon Amphitheater! This gigantic coliseum plays host to the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly the Intergalactic Gladiator Federation) and the site of your next challenge. Congratulations, you have made it to the big show!

Dark Jedi Kriss: We’re competing in there?

Jon: No. For your challenge today, you will be running a concession and souvenir stand here during today’s show.

Professor Xavier: Oh boy.

Mr. Bennett: What do you mean “Oh boy?”

Professor Xavier: I’ve seen what goes on in here and I can assure that it is not pretty.

Godfrey Zebulon: Do you mean the gladiator matches?

Professor Xavier: No, I mean the audience.

Jon: The Professor’s right. This venue hosts visitors from every corner of the mulitverse. Strange and unusual visitors whose idea of “concession” and “souvenir” can be very unusual indeed.

Henchman: Pfft, big deal. We hand out some popcorn, maybe a few giant foam cowboy hats, then we call it a night.

Jon: You just keep telling yourself that. You can work individually or in teams, but you’ll be working all night. Enjoy the show, everyone.

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corbiscide said...

Lin would have aced this one.

Your all losers you hear. Losers.

Gee I didn't think I had all this rage inside of me. It feels better letting it all out.

Your useless little bloggers who's only joy is writing pithy little posts on characters that only exist in your own minds. Anyway these characters are only a reflection of yourselves and the fact that you all yearn for the greatness they achieve. This is of course because all of you lives are so small insignificant.


Than felt so much better.

Thank you all for this.

Remember. Its better out than in.

corbiscide said...

Of course I do understand the irony of what I just wrote. With myself being a blogger like you all are.

Also because I'm Australian I can not only spell irony I can also pronounce it correctly.

I just got a bit carried away.

? said...

Somone is getting himself a endorsement check this week . who?Good Question.

Noah Bennet said...

Woohoo! I got this one. I'm a salesman after all. If we're lucky, some strange alien-type will want some paper for nourishment or trip remembrance.

I can't wait to write my pithy little post!