Saturday, June 16, 2007

From the lawyers of Dark Jedi Kriss

To whom to may concern,

Anyone who has a copy of Henchman’s holovid of him doing perverse things in Dark Jedi Kriss’ body must return the disks to our offices forthwith. If anyone is caught with said vid after one week you will be personally hunted down by Darth Vader and exterminated.

Thank you and good day,

The Imperial Law Offices of the Empire

(DJK: It's nice to be in good with a Dark Lord. HA!)

10 comments:

Erifia's Author said...

No... You can't make me... And likewise, Vader is a Sissy... He doesn't scare me. I have an afro.

Skywalker said...

HAHA! Uh, I dont have one.

I don't!

*shoves something in robe.*

Well, I don'!

Darth Vader said...

This is not a threat, it is a certainty.

Noah Bennet said...

Vader? I'm sorry, but it's tough to find asthmatics threatening.

But anyway, I don't have a tape.

Trunks said...

Bwhahahahahaha! Bring him on ! I'll peel him out of that Tin Can. I could blow up planets when I was six, And I didn't need no wimpy Death Star! I'll gift wrap him, and send him to his Emporer in Pieces Then I'll make Palaptine Bow to The Prince of all Saiyans!!!!! ( Man I love saying that.)

( Thanks to My Dad King Vegeta 2 for the threat talk.)

Vegeta said...

And if any of the Empire does show up at my pervert son's door , Well I'll just have to destroy your galaxy. and the misery of all your people will on your heads.

Henchman432 said...

I sorry...That thing has hit the Net.

Phobia said...

Heya Vader want a hand with the whole hunt down and extermination thing? i nmight be a Jedi but sorry.. I personally agree with this sort of method in this one case

Catia Ravenstone said...

Make that two of us.. frying hapless fools with force lightning for target pratice is my idea of fun at the park

Vegeta said...

Bah! One jedi Or many it does not matter. Come near my son will bring about your armageddon.