To whom to may concern,
Anyone who has a copy of Henchman’s holovid of him doing perverse things in Dark Jedi Kriss’ body must return the disks to our offices forthwith. If anyone is caught with said vid after one week you will be personally hunted down by Darth Vader and exterminated.
Thank you and good day,
The Imperial Law Offices of the Empire
(DJK: It's nice to be in good with a Dark Lord. HA!)