This week challenge won't be as fun as the last.
So Jon start with the yapping.
Jon: For your challenge today, you will be running a concession and souvenir stand here during today’s show.Henchman: Pfft, big deal. We hand out some popcorn, maybe a few giant foam cowboy hats, then we call it a night.
Jon: You just keep telling yourself that. You can work individually or in teams, but you’ll be working all night. Enjoy the show, everyone.
The problem is these things are never easy. Something always happens, always. I suck it up and head to my station.
As if on cue, I have nothing to sell and I was outside of the Amphitheater.
(JON.....he is so dead.)
I rush out to meet a few venders. I see their promo vids of what they are selling.
I want to back away slowly and call my mommy, but I have no choice. I take the muffins.
I call A.I.M., they boom tube me a half dozen of their Guard kittens.
These help. However, I am losing ground to DJK and Hot Wheels. DJK is wearing her slave outfit.
I don't think I can beat them with this merchandise. I ponder about it. Then it hits me. I made a video when I was in Dark Jedi Kriss's body, in the shower. I was going to save it purely for archival reasons.
I burn 600 copies of Dirty Jedi Kriss.
Click here to see Dirty Jedi Kriss in action.
I get Brak to man the work station, while I get this thing on the Jumbotron. I play the first few seconds and announce the location of my stand.
DJK was to busy with Vadar to notice.
The Former King Vegeta buys about half of my stock.
I was about to ask why and he interupts me.
"One, I get lonely and two, Sayian Chistmas is coming." He gives me the lowdown.
I sell out of the Videos, Guard Kittens and imaginary muffins. I make a killing.
Now, you have to excuse me. I have to get off the planet.
Dental for all.