I sat upon my throne, deep in the heart of the ruins of an abandoned planet. It was a clear and sunny day, the nearby battle-droids served my Indigo-Lemonade, and I drank it happily.
Then they tossed me an intruder. I could tell by the hat who it was. It was Jon, Intergalatic Gladiator. He withdrew his gun, and fired happily, destroying the battledroids in attendance.
I clapped. It amused me.
"Kill two more."
He didn't have a complaint as to killing anything.
"Erifia, I see you have used your winnings well from LGS."
"I need your help."
"What do you need?"
"I need you to be a judge. I need, I need, I need, pretty pleasure with sugar and cherries, and lightsabers on top."
"No. There is nothing in it for me. There is also nothing you can do or say to change my mind, I could not, would not be a judge. I will not judge them in a car, I will not judge them from afar. I will not judge them, Jon-I-Am, I will not judge those crazy-hams."
"Hudson won't ever watch you shower again."
"Done. Let me get my ship ready."
Or... If you aren't dealing in a fantasy in my head.
Knock-Knock, I heard at my door to my ship. I opened it, it was Jon.
"I need you to be a Judge for LGS. It pays well. Lots of money each competition."
"And Hudson will never watch you shower again."
As Your Judge, I will do my best to keep it fair, and even. I will be judging on Originality, Quality, Hilarity or How Serious it is, and How it fits into the requirements each challenge sets.
I accept bribes. I also accept first born children and Aayla's Lekkus. Both of them or no deal. To complete your bribes, I accept only Cash or Moneyorder. You need to send the information to-
*Mumbling over an earpiece*
-What do you mean I can't take bribes?
Okay, so I will not accept bribes. I do however notice when money is dropped at my feet, and Flattery will get you everywhere, lover.
Hugs and Kisses,