OK so I got paired up with Gyrobo. Well I can do this. " Bob Dole is the master of evil!" He shouts. OK maybe not. I decided to get the Helmet from a marine. And Private Hudson is right here.
I just needed a plan. The robot apparently having a lucid moment asks. "Isn't this lazy? I mean we're not really going anywhere."
" You have noticed my costume is a t-shirt and jeans right?" I grin. " Actually we do have to go somewhere, though I need to pick up someone on another planet for this to work.
After we went there, and came back, I built a tent and waited for Hudson to walk by. I used some Mega phone attachment On Gyrobo. " Come one! Come all to the make out with hot chicks tent!"
Yeah that got Hudson's attention. he kinda leaped over to us. " What's the catch""
I couldn't talk for a moment because the robot freaked out and started slapping me shouting "bees! bees! bees!"
I throw him off of me. " Stop hitting me! That wasn't a bee! it was firefly! "
The cold metal eyes focus on me. " Well fireflies are responsible for over one death a year. "
" OK then... moving along. Any way Hudson for ten dollars you can make out with and maybe more with the hot babe inside this tent!"
" Is it Wonder woman ?" He asks drooling.
" Nah. Man it's the girl you been askin' me about since I got here, Supergirl." I grin.
" Bring her on! " Hudson yells.Taking off his helmet to brush his hair.
" Ya know dude you should let me hold your helmet while ya go in there." I'm still smiling.
" Sure thing Kon! You know I was wrong about you!" He says giving me two five dollar bills, and his helmet and he runs into the tent.
As I give one to Gyrobo I hear Hudson scream. "What is this thing?"
" Oops did I say Supergirl? " I couldn't help but start laughing. " I meant Bizzaro Supergirl!" What? did you think I'd really pimp out my cousin?
" You am not hot man!" BBSG Shouts. " Me no want to hug you!"
"I'm glad of that !" Hudson sighs not realizing bizzaros say the opposite of what they mean. She grabs on to him , and hugs. " Arrgh!"
As we walk away we hear. " Me no want to kiss you no give you tongue!"
Then Hudson hollering "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
" Hey. Gyrobo Thanks for negotiating with her back on Bizzaro World. I'm not all that good at Bizzaro speak."
" I knew how to speak Bizzaro long before you were a gleam in a test tube's eye!"
" I have no idea what to say to that. " I laugh. " Anyway I got the marine's helmet, what do you want to get? And how can I help you? "