Sunday, April 29, 2007

Challenge #2

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be



Welcome to round two, everyone. Time for us to kick it up a notch. Bam!

That’s right contestants, going from round one to round two is taking it to the next level. Bam!

And in this round you’ll be participating in a scavenger hunt! Pow!

Take a look at the list below, Kafoom! Your team needs to work together to get these items. Bang!

Ahem, sorry about this folks, I’ve got a touch of Space Tourrets Syndrome. I’ll get a shot to take care of that right away.

OK, get together with your team to figure out the best way to get these items, and you can go individually or in groups. The first team back with every member and all of the items on the list below wins. You are allowed to use the Colonial Marine dropships or hovercycles to get around the islands. The items are:

1. A scale from a sea serpent.
2. A piece of Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator Memorabilia from the Horizon Amphitheater on Fire Island 9.
3. A set of false teeth from the Old Gladiator’s Home on Fire Island V2.
4. A one-hour guest pass for the Deadly Waterslide o’ Fun.
5. A Colonial Marine’s helmet.
6. A banana-shaped pen from the Monkeyboy Embassy gift shop on Fire Island M (The M stands for Monkeyboy).

That’s the list, you are allowed to obtain these items any way you can.

But before you go, I wasn’t a big fan of the team names that you’ve been working on so I named you myself. The Pokemybootie Team is named after an indigenous tribe once located on Fire Island P here on Hacknor. A brave and noble race of people who unfortunately all contracted some strange and unknown disease where they yelled onomatopoeia at each other and then died. Team-O Supremo is, of course, named after that delicious burrito I had for lunch.

So is everyone ready to go?

On your mark!

Get Set!

Go!

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2 comments:

Synth-Lin said...

Ok so thats what space tourrets sounds like.

So where are we going to meet to get this all done. HU forum?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Don't worry, I'm feeling much better now. Bam!