Tuesday, April 24, 2007

My LGS past...

Ladies and Gents,

Jon has us jumping through hoops already. I didn't even get to meet the "Newbies", or even let us choose a Team Name...So far "Henchy and the Pussycats" is in the lead. It was Lin's idea.

To start off this season is a Race, with Remedial Colonial Marines it Training...

Sometimes, I hate Jon.

I get a few supplies, Gun, gun, dog with bees in his mouth...Gun.

As we head to the starting point. I see who I get stuck with as my pilot.


"Hi, I am Brak and I'm wearing clean underwear. Why did you leave me all alone on Hacknor, Mr. Yellow Beeman?"

"JON!" I scream, scaring the dog into Gyrobo's ship.

We make our way to Space Station Alpha.

And when I say make our way, I mean Brak backed into the station. Making us late. I pour on the superspeed, I think I tripped someone. I shrug it off. I get to the launch tubes on deck 12 and off I go with Brak in tow.

Jeeze, Who taught Brak how to fly. We hit almost every asteroid there and this thing feels like it's made out of tin.

While banging into the belt, Brak is tell me about how Clammy wants him to move in and commit.

( Urge to kill raising)

As I am drowing in Brak's issues. We slam into, yet another asteroid. It kills the navagation system. This pod is going down and fast. We crash land five feet away from the landing pad.

I am going to kill Jon.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Hey, any landing you can walk away from...

Henchman432 said...

Gee, thanks.

Erifia Apoc said...

Nothing more scary then Brak Flying. Bless your heart Henchy.

Uhm, also, welcome to the competition! We are so happy to have you, Jon loves you, a lot.

Kon-El said...

we were supposed to carry our piolot's along with usin the escape pods? Ya know Maybe it wasn't the best idea to leave captian drunk on the space station hmmm.

Synth-Lin said...

Gee what happened to your pictures Henchy?

You need sometime in Kon's hot tub.

In fact so do I.

Love you all.


A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Hency doesn't need any pictures, if you have half a brain you can tell what going on!!!

Psst, Hency, What's going on?

Professor Xavier said...

Just out of curiosity, why would you bring a dog with bees in its mouth along with you?

Henchman432 said...

First of all those pics showed, when I frickin POSTED...Grr. The dog with bees in his mouth were for you, Prof. So, when he barks he shoots bees at you.

Kon-El said...

Well now half of them are showing is this a blogger bug?

Simon said...

I hope Dr. Polaris packed you some clean underwear. Your going to need it with that kind of flying.