Ladies and Gents,
Jon has us jumping through hoops already. I didn't even get to meet the "Newbies", or even let us choose a Team Name...So far "Henchy and the Pussycats" is in the lead. It was Lin's idea.
To start off this season is a Race, with Remedial Colonial Marines it Training...
Sometimes, I hate Jon.
I get a few supplies, Gun, gun, dog with bees in his mouth...Gun.
As we head to the starting point. I see who I get stuck with as my pilot.
"Hi, I am Brak and I'm wearing clean underwear. Why did you leave me all alone on Hacknor, Mr. Yellow Beeman?"
"JON!" I scream, scaring the dog into Gyrobo's ship.
We make our way to Space Station Alpha.
And when I say make our way, I mean Brak backed into the station. Making us late. I pour on the superspeed, I think I tripped someone. I shrug it off. I get to the launch tubes on deck 12 and off I go with Brak in tow.
Jeeze, Who taught Brak how to fly. We hit almost every asteroid there and this thing feels like it's made out of tin.
While banging into the belt, Brak is tell me about how Clammy wants him to move in and commit.
( Urge to kill raising)
As I am drowing in Brak's issues. We slam into, yet another asteroid. It kills the navagation system. This pod is going down and fast. We crash land five feet away from the landing pad.
I am going to kill Jon.
Dental for all.