Monday, April 30, 2007

Galaxy Famous Banana Shaped Pens

We need a banana shaped pen for this hunt, so they send me. Easy enough, right? Oh, no. Not for me.

I rushed into the Monkeyboy’s Embassy girt shop and asked the little guy behind the counter if he had any banana shaped pens.

“Of course I do! I am half monkey, lady!” he says happily.

“I need one.”

He looked at me like I grew horns. “No way! I’m not selling one of my Galaxy Famous Banana Shaped Pens to you!”

“Why not?”

“I not crazy enough to sell a banana shaped pen to a Jedi Knight!” Monkeyboy says.

WHAT? “Why not?” I asked again.

“You might kill me with it.”

“I might kill you if you don’t,” I thought.

Then smiled I real sweet like and said, “I need for the Last Gladiator Standing 2 show. I’m a contestant. Can I talk you in to helping a girl out?” I leaned on the counter and flashed my lashes at him.

He blinks at me, almost as if he had never had a girl flirt with him before. I played this up.

“Please? I can get you tickets to a taping of the show…” More lashes, a bigger smile.

“That isn’t going to work,” A voice in my head pipes in. “Just kill him and take it.”

“Shut up,” I muttered.

Monkeyboy looks confused. “Excuse me?”

“Not you,” I said smiling more.

“EWWWW you are flirting with a half monkey dude! YUK!” Another voice says.

“Shut up!”

“Huh?” goes Monkeyboy.

“Still not you,” I told him.

Finally Monkeyboy smiles at me. “I’ll make you a deal. You let me play with your lightsaber and I’ll give you one for free.”

Not the best idea but I did it anyway. I hand him my saber and he hands me a banana shaped pen. What is so darn special about these things anyway? I think to myself.

“D.J. don’t touch the- “ a voice starts to say just as I run my finger over the top and BAM link shoots out the bottom and slaps a rather large Wookie standing on the other side of the shop in the face like it was supercharged.

“Opps!”

Now I see. Pointless but I can see where the fun could be had.

As for Monkeyboy, he ignited my saber, while looking inside the emitter. I jumped over the counter and shoved his face away before he lost his fuzzy head. The blade cut through a window behind us.

I got the pen for free but I had to pay for the window. Monkeyboy said it was the saber’s fault and therefore my fault.

He asked me out, too. That’s I get for flirting.

12 comments:

Godfrey Zebulon said...

Just say next time your married to Anakin.. that might shut them up..

Sorry...

I had to* doubles over laughing* Now I know why Pho always kept her mouth shut when she was a padawan..

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

I allmost told him I was Vader's girl but Vader might like that way too much.

Besides, he wouldn't know who that was anyway.

Godfrey Zebulon said...

Good point. Well maybe some holo reports would help.. * shrugs slightly*

Synth-Lin said...

Flirting to get what you want.

You know thats a good idea I might use it.

Thanks Krissy.

Love you all.

Lin

Kon-El said...

Ok Your way to good lookin' for a monkey boy.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Why thank you, kon-el, you are a sweetie

Erifia Apoc said...

No MTG Card for you!

Nice. It was reminiscant of the Kim Possible "Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer." But not quite. See throughout the episode they never once referred to the "Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer" as anything but, the "Pan-Dimensonal Vortex Inducer." They never used a pronoun.

Great post!

Professor Xavier said...

If the Force doesn't work, it's good to know you always have the eye-lashes to fall back on.

Nathan Petrelli said...

You should practice flirting more. It will help with the whole Dark Jedi thing...I can help you with that.

Simon said...

Don't take this the wrong way, but in the future you really shouldn't talk to monkies. It's not going to get you anywhere.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You flirted with a monkeyboy?

You're braver than I thought.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Yeah I did, sad anit?