Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Last Gladiator Standing II

J’onn Sinew Nu called me into his office.

“Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, as the Senior Vice President of Marketing and Talent Coordination for the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly the Intergalactic Gladiator Federation, thanks a lot you damn space hippies), there’s something that I’ve learned over the years.”

“Really?” I asked. I wonder what it could be. Usually Sinew Nu’s grand ideas involve me getting unfunny Monkeyboy sidekicks or something equally bad, but sometimes (OK, rarely) a good one sneaks in there.

“What was the highest rated reality show that ever aired here on planet Hacknor?”

“Why that would be Last Gladiator Standing, of course,” I answered.

“And what do you do when you make one of the greatest pieces of entertainment in the known multiverse? Where do you go from there?”

“Well, I guess you—”

“You do it again!” he screamed. “Last Gladiator Standing was great, but now Last Gladiator Standing will be even better!”

“It’ll be one better!” I yelled back enthusiastically.

“That’s right, son,” Sinew Nu beamed. “Now get to work on it right away.”

“I already have,” I swung my fist with even more enthusiasm. “I’ve already got contestants lined up and a list of challenges that’ll knock your socks off.”

“Great! I can’t wait to see who’s competing this time around!” Ever see one of those cartoons where dollar signs pop out of a guy’s eye? It's happening with Sinew Nu right now.

To compete in Last Gladiator Standing II, email me at


Robin said...

I can't wait to see who enters LGS this year (or season cause it's a reality tv show).

Professor Xavier said...

Well it's about time! Bring on the babes!

I mean challenges. Bring on the challenges.

Mr. Bennet said...

People are fragile, like teacups, and I'm gonna kick their fragile butts!

Sylar said...

mr glasses is rly as gentle as a lamb dont be skurred by his tryin 2 act tuf!

Gyrobo said...

I'll join, but expect shorter stories this time 'round.

*Everyone cheers*

No, really-

*Cheering increases*


*Standing ovation*

Kon-El said...

Can I Join?

Synth-Lin said...

I joined so I bet you could too Kon.

Then again Jon IG and I have a special understanding.

Do you have an understanding with Jon Kon.

as for mr.bennet he should take some happy pills.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Which understanding is that? Is that the thing about the photos 'cuz I have to tell you that I was young and I needed the money.

Mr. Bennet said...

Sorry, I kind of get worked up about competition. I was top paper salesman for 10 years in a row, you know?

How many people...or uh, things...are going to be competing?

Henchman432 said...

Best show ever...

cooltopten said...

Lets get ready to rumble :) .I like saying that.Good luck to all that enter.

Kon-El said...

Lin: Special understanding? Well I stole HS' Jr gladiator badge, and pretended I was a fan it worked. As for your understanding? I really don't think I want to know.

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