In my downtime...

After winning the first round. It was so unexpected. I thought Svetlana had won it. Really I did. I had a lie down then I remembered Kon's hot tub.I ask some of the other contestants whether they knew where Kon had the hot tub. They didn't know. Then that rat Hudson rushes up and tells me he knows where it is. I take this with a pinch of salt. He leads me to this disaster.
"C'mon baby I just want to help you fulfill you sex-bot programing." pleads the sleaze.
I slap him. I hear a crack. I think I broke his jaw.
"Arrrrrgh!" wails the little sleaze in pain.
I take him to the infirmary where, when the nurses find out what I'd done give me a standing ovation. In fact when I got back to my quarters there was a note and a package for me. The note was from Jon IG telling me that officially my actions could lead to being kicked out. But unoffically he told me he laughed his ass off. The package was from Koma. I opened it up and....
"Warrrrrk! Surprise!" shouted an oversized Crow.
"Vandal! Koma rebuilt you." I was very surprised. Cause the last time I saw him he was lying in pieces at my feet after saving me from the Crow Queen.
"Yep." confirmed the crow. "So you haven't been voted out yet."
"What makes you think I'd be voted out." I asked back.
"Well c'mon your the straight girl and I'm the rascly and lovable synthoid Crow. Girl we're a duo, like Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis, Clinton and Lewinsky." Vandal spreads out his wings and finished his speach with. "Without me there's no way you can win."

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Later in the postal office on Fire Island D.

"Karl there's something stuck in the mail chute. Can you check on that." asks Ralph.

Karl goes to the mail chute picks up a hammer and gives it a whack. The chute vibrates and then a package poorly wrapped falls into the basket. The package flies open and Vandal emerges.
"Wark! That ungrateful sow!" cries Vandal. "Save the girls life and how does she repay me. Tries to get rid of me. You don't get rid of Vanfal that easily girlie."

Karl watches as the Crow flies out of the Postal Office.
"Chutes unstuck Ralph it was just a talking Crow." says Karl.
"Good." answers Ralph.