The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
OK Gladiators, everyone did an adequate job of handling the monkeyboy problem on Fire Island M.
I'm talkin' fair to midland here.
Someone's going to have to continue his monkeyshines back home though.
Whose post drove everyone bananas?
It's time for one of you to split -- banana split, that is.
Gyrobo, you are not the Last Gladiator Standing, goodbye.

Stay tuned for the next challenge.
