Challenge #7, the Judgement

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Before I tell you who's geting the boot, I just wanted to mention how proud I am of everyone who made it this far. We are halfway through Last Gladiator Standing II and the competition is turning out to be as strong and powerful as a Valdorian river anaconda.




Of course, one of you will not be involved in the next round of this stiff competition.




Who couldn't stand up to the challenge?




Synth-Lin, you are not the Last gladiator Standing, goodbye.

If you ask me, I think it's because you're a synthetic humanoid. Personally, I've got nothing against artificial intelligence and yet you have to admit that it must be kind of creepy to have her on your team, right? It's called the Uncanny Valley. Look it up.

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Challenge #7

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

Jon: OK, Gladiators, please move along nicely into this room.

Henchman: This room looks familiar.

Professor X: I recognize this as well. Jon, that gender-changing ray isn't in here, is it?

Jon: No no, of course not. Don't be silly.

The contestants are suddenly bathed in an unusual ray.

Dark Jedi Kriss: Something doesn't feel right here.

Mr. Bennet: You're right, I fell a bit... shorter.

Synth-Lin: I'm taller. And my voice is deeper!

Jon: Each of your minds was transfered into another Gladiator's body. Your challenge is to live in that new body for one week.

Godfrey: One week?

Jon: Well, you know, give or take. It's not an exact science. Here's the breakdown of how your minds got moved:

Dark Jedi Kriss is now in Professor Xavier's body.

Godfrey is now in Mr. Bennet's body.

Professor X is now in Henchman's body.

Henchman is now in Dark Jedi Kriss' body.

Mr. Bennet is now in Synth-Lin's body.

And Synth-Lin is in Godfrey's body.

Henchman: Cool, look what I got!

Dark Jedi Kriss: Don't you dare! Don't you even touch them!

Henchman: Hey, it's going to be a week. I'm going to have to wash them.

Dark Jedi Kriss: Fine but no funny business.

Henchman: Maybe I'll wash 'em a bunch of times. Heh heh.

Jon: Good luck on the challenge Gladiators. You will have a special guest judge this week as well. Your judge is Anakin Skywalker.

Synth-Lin: This is really creepy. You sure everything will be all right in a week?

Jon: Of course, everything will be back to normal at the end of this challenge.

Dark Jedo Kriss: It better be.

Professor Xavier: Don't worry, everyone, I have the upmost confidence in Jon and his challenge here. I am sure everything will be fine.

Jon: Thank you, Professor.

Professor Xavier: And if it isn't, I can just transfer his mind into the body of a monkeyboy.

Jon: Ulp.